Alpha Roland Martin “Crucifies” Kappa Rev. Jamal Bryant On Twitter

Did you miss the Twitter battle between @rolandsmartin (Alpha) and @jamalhbryant (Kappa)? Here is your chance to replay the battle as it happened.
rolandsmartin Hey @RickeySmiley, can you tell @jamalhbryant not to mess with me about Kappa/A Phi A? U still feel the TwitBeatDown I gave u about the Qs!
Posted about 18 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin thx big bro….I just shutter to think how much further you would have gone in life had you pledged kappa,lol
Replied about 18 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant If I pledged Kappa, I would still be a suburban neighbors reporter at the Austin American-Statesman. Thank God for A Phi A!LOL
Replied about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant Had I pledged Kappa, I wouldn’t be able to walk chest out, back straight, upright. A Phi A needs no canes!
Replied about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant Had I pledged Kappa, my Delta wife @jhoodmartin & I would look like peat & repeat with all that red & white. Uh, no! #aphia
Replied about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant Had I pledged Kappa, I wouldn’t be emceeing the King Memorial unveiling on Aug. 28. I’d be watching on TV! #aphia
Replied about 18 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin if you were a kappa you’d be an anchor and not a contributor!….lol
Replied about 18 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant If I were a Kappa, I would be asking for directions instead of leading! #aphia
Posted about 18 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin if you were kappa you’d have a Bowtie not a butlers ascot!
Replied about 18 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant If I were a Kappa, I would be holding the camera and not in front of it! #aphia
Replied about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant If I were a Kappa and wore a bowtie, I would be a card carrying member of the Pee Wee Herman Club! #aphia
Replied about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant If I were a Kappa, I would have live down my frat trying to merge with Phi Beta Sigma back in day. BOOM! #aphia
Replied about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant If I were a Kappa, I would be flying coach. As an Alpha, I fly first class. BOOM! #aphia
Posted about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Can someone check on @jamalhbryant. He might need a defibrillator after trying 2 bust on me about Kappa. I’ve left ’06 bruises on his ego!
Posted about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Y’all see how quiet @jamalhbryant has gotten? THE Alpha – Jesus – just tapped on his shoulder & said, “Touch not my anointed!” BOOM! #aphia
Posted about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin I think it was the Phi Beta Sigma tweet that caused Kappa @jamalhbryant to have to quickly go into meditation & ask Jesus for mercy #aphia
Posted about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Empowment Temple? U need a guest preacher on Sunday. I sent Kappa @jamalhbryant on a sabbatical after questioning #aphia. I warned u!
Posted about 18 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin This is the @jamalhbryant that started it all: I just shutter to think how much further you would have gone in life had u pledged kappa,lol
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @BmacMusik2020 @jamalhbryant How can u say there is ONE frat when Kappa can’t even make up there minds about a name? Phi Nu Pi/K A Psi? BOOM
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Y’all, call Jesus. After my tweets 2 Kappa @jamalhbryant, we’re going to need a Lazarus miracle to bring him back to Twitter! #aphia
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Hey @jamalhbryant. Why didn’t I pledge Kappa? I thought of the sermon by Alpha @RalphdWest: Can These Dry Bones Live? Nope! #aphia
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Jesus to Kappa @jamalhbryant after going to him in prayer after my Tweets: Can’t help you on this one, bro! LOL #aphia
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Man, Kappa @jamalhbryant hasn’t tweeted in 20 minutes. Did this Alpha send him on a Damascus Road experience?! #aphia
Replied about 17 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin had you pledged kappa you wouldnt be anderson coopers back up dancer! lol
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jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin had you pledged Kappa CNN wouldnt have given D.L Hughley a show before you!
Replied about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant seriously? That’s your comeback after 20 minutes? That was weak. Then again, u r a Kappa! #aphia
Replied about 17 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin even yalls smartest alpha cornel west would have no exposure if it wasnt for a kappa named tavis smiley!
Replied about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant and if it wasn’t for #aphia Martin Luther King Jr., Tavis would have nothing to quote! BOOM! I’ll say it: DEAD
Posted about 17 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant has anybody seen that alpha named @rolandsmartin maybe hes in the green room with a wave cap trying look like a kappa!?
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin had you pledged kappa CNN wouldnt just bring you in the black segments!
Replied about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant did 3 CNN segments yesterday. Nothing Black. See how u Kappas are always wrong? Keep working. U MIGHT get there!
Posted about 17 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin @teeombay1920 @jamalhbryant no. I’ve put him out!
Replied about 17 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin had you pledged kappa you would have spoke at the black caucus instead of being on the front row listening to me!
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin has been quiet on behalf of the Alphas..so i guess he and Kobe went out to brunch!…kappas forever! Yo! Yo!
Posted about 17 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin In a meeting for last 45 minutes. Going 2 workout. I’ll commence 2 whuppin @jamalhbryant’s Kappa butt when I’m done. #aphia
Posted about 16 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Uh, @jamalhbryant, facr check: @Jhoodmartin pledged Delta. Me? #aphia in ’89. SHE married an Alpha 10 years ago. Move along, son!
Posted about 15 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Hey @jamalhbryant, if your shirt collars get any wider, they will touch your shoulder pads. No Kappa can outdress an Alpha! #aphia
Posted about 15 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Any thought of being a Nupe? Nope! Not even if slipped and fell in Indiana & came back as @jamalhbryant #aphia
Posted about 15 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin the only people who pledge alpha are those not cool enough to be a kappa or man enough to be a Que
Posted about 15 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin had you pledged kappa you would have found out alphas only get the women we didnt want!
Posted about 15 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin BREAKING NEWS from @jamalhbryant: Charlie Sheen to be the keynote speaker at the Kappa convention. Topic: Authentic Manhood LOL #aphia
Replied about 15 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin had you pledged kappa you wouldnt have been hired as Tavis Smileys fill in when he left the tom joyner show!
Replied about 15 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant FACT: Tavis was on @TJMShow 2 days a week. I’m on 5 days a week. America couldn’t stand hearing a Kappa more than that! #aphia
Posted about 15 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin I saw Kappa history book once @jamalhbryant. It was a pictorial. #aphia son, don’t mess with #aphia
Posted about 15 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin How many of u knew this year is the Kappa’s centennial celebration @jamalhbryant? Thought so. Just another year. Next! #aphia
Posted about 15 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant the wealthiest black man in america ia kappa named Bob Johnson and the loudest is an alpha named@rolandsmartin #FB
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Kappas go to Congress, they can schedule 1 meeting w/Conyers & be done. Alphas go to Capitol Hill, it will take 2 days! @jamalhbryant #aphia
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin johnny cochran almost pledged alpha ….but he came to himself and said,”this doesnt fit,I quit!”
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @TeflonDelz see, @jamalhbryant, only a Kappa would call in reinforcements. One Alpha can handle all of y’all! #aphia
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin @DONBUSTER son, if u think @jamalhbryant won this TwitBattle, you’re drunk! #aphia
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin @AddisonCanidy @jamalhbryant time for u to go to rehab then!
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Hey @jamalhbryant, is the Kappa prez called a pole dancer? U right @GeneralPrez, it’s polemarch. I get ‘em confused all the time! #aphia
Replied about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin @GeneralPrez the alphas were the first…… btw does anybody still use 1st iphone…its slow, out dated and freezes..
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin @rodgarvin @jamalhbryant see, your facts all wrong. Bob Johnson WAS wealthy. Now his ex, Sheila Johnson, is wealthy! LOL meeting w/her today
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Biggest win for Kappa Cochran? OJ. Biggest win for Thurgood? Brown v Board of Education. I’m done with @jamalhbryant. Case closed! #aphia
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Twitter fam: Who was a better lawyer? Kappa Johnnie Cochran or Alpha Thurgood Marshall? Uh @jamalhbryant, prepare 4 the worst! #aphia
Replied about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin who was the funnier king of comedy steve harvey the que, cedric the kappa or the alpha who was over lighting?
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Fam: Which Black media company, Kappa Bob Johnson’s BET or Alpha John H. Johnson’s Ebony defined Black America? Gone B ugly @jamalhbryant!
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin @AddisonCanidy u better go to the beginning of the timeline then. I shut @jamalhbryant down for half an hour. Then get back to me!
Posted about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @GeneralPrez @rolandsmartin yall please come so we can give yall the keys to manhood, success, &swag
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin Greatest Kappa NBA’er: HOF’er Wilt Chamberlain. Alpha? Lenny Wilkins, in HOF as a player AND a coach. What say u @jamalhbryant? #aphia
Replied about 14 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin reginald Lewis first african american to have a billion dollar company was a kappa…his driver Leroy was an alpha!
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin arthur ashe the greatest tennis player ever was a Kappa…the guy Chris who strung his racket was an alpha
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin with no kappas the church cant sing…byron cage, smokie norful marvin sapp kappas….oh yeah the choir director is alpha
Posted about 14 hours ago from web
rolandsmartin I’m gonna show up at @jamalhbryant’s church on Sunday, and during testimonial time, sing the Alpha hymn! LOL #aphia
Posted about 12 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant Quick turn to CNN @rolandsmartin is on!!……………..nevermind he’s off!
Replied about 12 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant nice try, son. Not on @CNN today, but still getting paid! I hear the Kappas are passing the hat. Ya need a loan?
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant If you miss Tavis Smiley tonight don’t worry, U can hear the watered down plagiarized version on TJMS by alpha @rolandsmartin!
Replied about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant now u know NOBODY don’t miss Tavis on @TJMShow! Now don’t let folks have to smack you like an old school Baptist! #aphia
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Hey @jamalhbryant, @CedEntertainer is my boy. Y’all Kappas can have him. Cool. But even HE bows down to Alpha Dick Gregory! #aphia
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin @ajalbury @jamalhbryant nah, sons. Nupes conceive, Alphas mentor y’all’s sons. They’ve been crying to see what a real man looks like! #aphia
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin If u want popcorn preaching listen to @jamalhbryant. If u want to KNOW the word listen to Alphas @ralphdwest & Freddie Haynes @fhunscripted!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Kappas like @jamalhbryant build churches. Alphas like @ralphdwest @fhunscripted Walter Malone Jr build ministries. Can I get a witness?!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant Barbara Walters, Dan Rather &Walter Cronkite, will be remembered for journalism…. @rolandsmartin will be remembered for ascots!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin Kappa @jamalhbryant is 1 dimensional: he can preach. An Alpha like @ralphdwest is a triple threat: he can preach, teach & sing! #aphia
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Now @jamalhbryant, didn’t I give u my @RickeySmiley warning? But u didn’t listen. Didn’t ya mama tell u a hard head makes a soft azz Kappa?!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin I’ll give Kappa @jamalhbryant 1 thing: my nieces are good at math after counting the number of times Nupes dropped their canes at step shows
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant Why does CNN let Anderson Cooper get to cover Osamas killing and @rolandsmartin can’t even cover the royal wedding…not right!
Replied about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant u clearly don’t follow me. I didn’t give a damn about the royal wedding! But all Kappas were excited with Kate’s dress!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant Please send all concerns to @cnnbrk we’re tired of @rolandsmartin only getting air time when @TheRevAl is unavailable!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Echofon
jamalhbryant Are we gonna settle for this??!! Don Lemon even gets more time than @rolandsmartin….not right!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin Congratulations 2 @KevinHart4real for landing the title role in The @jamalhbryant Story. Available on BootlegPreaching.com next week! #aphia
Replied about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant RT @rolandsmartin: Looooooool you’re best one today!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin Congrats 2 Nate Robinson 4 landing the role of @jamalhbryant as a child in The Jamal Bryant Story. Available on BootlegPreaching.com! #aphia
Replied about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant congrats to @rolandsmartin for launching his own station….u can hear it if you have a styrofoam cup with a string in it!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin I’m beating @jamalhbryant so bad @BishopJakes & @Paula_White are organizing a revival to bring that Kappa back to life! #aphia
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant So what Oprah has Harpo Studios @rolandsmartin has 4head management!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin All the men at @jamalhbryant’s church look up 2 him: Spud Webb, Mugsy Bogues, Tyrone Lue, all 3rd graders. 4th & up go 2 Big Pastor Church!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Kappa @jamalhbryant doesn’t have a Men’s Ministry. He has a Lil Man’s Ministry. They dress up in red like Santa’s elves! #aphia
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin BREAKING NEWS from Pres Obama at 5:08 pm today, Navy Seal Team 6 took out @jamalhbryant. He didn’t resist after Roland beat that Kappa red!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant Amazon reports just in @rolandsmartin breakthrough book THE FIRST is the 237,416 highest seller of the week! Pick it up today!
Posted about 11 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin Pres Obama: We washed @jamalhbryant’s body. Wrapped him in a Black & Old Gold blanket. Said a prayer & dropped that Kappa in the sea
Posted about 11 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant I’m rushing to state department to get @rolandsmartin a passport…maybe then CNN will let him make a trip with @andersoncooper
Posted about 10 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin Pres @BarackObama: I will not release the photos of @jamalhbryant. We don’t want mass hysteria in Kappa world, 4ever afraid of #aphia
Posted about 10 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Pres @BarackObama yes, @jamalhbryant resisted the Alpha Seal 7 team. And like a Kappa would, used his wife as a human shield. BOOM! #aphia
Posted about 10 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin Pres @BarackObama the world is a safer place now that Alpha Seal Team 7 took out Kappa @jamalhbryant. Let this be a warning 2 all Kappas…
Posted about 10 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin *James Earl Jones voice on @CNN: RIP on Twitter @jamalhbryant. we now resume regularly scheduled programming. BOOM BOOM! #aphia
Replied about 10 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
jamalhbryant @rolandsmartin you crucified me today….but give me 3 days to rise again! (enjoy date night with the wife)..lol
Replied about 10 hours ago from Echofon
rolandsmartin @jamalhbryant brother in Christ & Greekdom, it was fun. But as every Alpha knows: 1st of ALL, servants of all, we SHALL transcend all! ’06!
Posted about 10 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin So I took out a Q @RickeySmiley took out a Kappa @jamalhbryant Sigma Warren Ballentine @truthfighter1, u sure u want some of this? #aphia
Posted about 10 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin @BarnesZPSDZ @DMda5footer dude, how did I lose when even @jamalhbryant said himself I crucified him? U crazy
Posted about 10 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin All u folks with no laughter in your lives, that was a fun thing between me & @jamalhbryant. Some of y’all need 2 lighten up!
Posted about 9 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®
rolandsmartin @BishopJakes I promise not to treat u like I did @jamalhbryant 2day. I acted like his name was Saul & he insulted Jesus! He’s hurtin’!
Posted about 8 hours ago from Twitter for BlackBerry®










